Dating in Preschool
Phillip, age 5: “You’re my sweetheart.”
Tina, age 4: “I don’t want to play that game.”
(via tracylord)
I hate our country.
Damn, I missed it..
THE HIPSTER GAMES
One hipster from each district, Portland, Austin, Oakland, Silver Lake and Brooklyn, must fight to the death! I star as Lochness, our poor heroine.
Written by pulloutthepin and yours truly
Shit Preschoolers Say
Garrett, age 4: “When my baby sister pops out of my mommy’s belly, she is going to RUN.”
I’m not interested.
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Now I tell you openly
You have my heart so don’t hurt me
You’re what I couldn’t find
Totally amazing mind
So understanding and so kind
You’re everything to me
ArtistThe Cranberries
TitleDreams
AlbumEverybody Else Is Doing It, So Why Can't We?
